“Stones, bones, groans, and psychiatric overtones”:

• Stones: Kidney stones
• Bones: Bone pain, pathologic fractures, subperiosteal resorption
• Groans: Muscle pain and weakness, pancreatitis, gout, constipation
• Psychiatric overtones: Depression, anorexia, anxiety
• Other symptoms: Polydipsia, weight loss, HTN (10%), polyuria, lethargy